Heard around the Crumbs household in the last few weeks:
“I know what swear words are. Why don’t you say them to me and I’ll tell you the ones that I know.”
“Can I have some candy?"
“Finn, I get five lightsabers because I’m in charge and I have lots of different Jedis that I’m training. You have to take this old, red one because you’re four. And you're bad.”
“Mom, my penis just laughed at me when I went pee.”
“Can boobs fart?”
Now imagine all of the following statements being said a la Candace from Phineas & Ferb (see 50 second mark in this video if you don't know what I'm talking about):
“Mom, Max and Finn are trying to get the cat to fall into the toilet.”
“Mom, Max and Finn are messing up the basement and I just spent all day cleaning it!”
“Mom, Max just wrote on Finn’s head. And it’s a bad word.”
“Mom, Max just took something out of the fridge and hid it somewhere and is laughing.”
“Mom, Finn won’t get out of my doorway and I don’t want him standing there looking at me!”
“Mom, Max just said that we’re all poopyheads. And poopybums. And poopytoots.”
And yes, I do maintain a solid stock of wine in the house. Kids say the best things, don't they. Any funny things overheard around your house these days?
Hilarious and extremely cute post!
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Thanks,
Anne
I agree. I pee my pants at least five times a day. I actually wrote a similar post this morning (I have just one kiddo and his is a toddler). As I can see from your post, it will only get better.
ReplyDeleteI love the things kids come up with. Hilarious. Especially love Suvi's Candace impression!
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