- Why has Blogger stopped allowing me to embed video in my posts? Has anyone else had this problem recently? Arg...
- Suvi was singing along with The Sound of Music tonight (we're going to see the live show Friday night and she's been "warming up") and she nearly shattered glass hitting high notes. Why can't I hit notes like that anymore? I say anymore like I could ever hit those notes.
- Max has taken to responding to questions with sound effects. "Max, are you going to finish eating your dinner?" "Zzzzjjjjjhhhhhh!! You'd dead, mom. I just killed you." That's meh boy.
- Why do I have so much trouble falling asleep at night but always feel exhausted?
- Does laundry ever end?
- Does anyone know a really funny joke? I need a laugh.
This was the lamest post ever. I'm so sorry for subjecting you to it. Damned NaBloPoMo...
I'll leave you with some words from one of my favourite comics, Steven Wright:
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.
i have trouble falling asleep @ night, too! it's like learned insomnia or something. maybe from staying up with the kiddies? well, that's what *i* blame it on. oh and so far, i see no end in sight to the laundry. :(
ReplyDeleteI hate when people want a good joke and i draw a complete blank. As if I've never heard a joke in my entire life...oh wait....i remembered one!
ReplyDeleteK, so the humpback of Notre Dame needed a new bell ringer for the bell tower. So people came from near and far to try out for the job.
ALong comes this guy with no arms. The humpback was all "um, I don't think you can be a bell ringer, cuz, you know, YOU HAVE NO ARMS.:
And then guy was all "Just let me try! I'll show you! And you will be so amazed at my skill!"
SO, the humpback, intrigued, let him try.
The man takes a running leap and grabbed the rope with his mouth, except he rang the bell too hard, and was flung out of the tower to his death.
The police came running up to the tower and said 'Humpback...a man just came flying out of your bell tower to his death! DO you know his name?"
And the Humpback says "NO! But his face rings a bell"
HAHAHHAHAHA! no?
sad it's the only one I can remember.
Funny joke, Peewee! I also can't remember a joke when someone asks for one. The problem is,I don't think that my brain has room for them--it weeds out the funny things that I'd like to remember, and keeps around the memories I'd rather just forget. Seems backwards.
ReplyDeleteBut I also forget to move the wash into the dryer--the reason my laundry days seem endless.
I have that trouble with the falling asleep and already being tired. I figure I'm always overtired.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on the sleep thing...seems like I just can't get a good night's worth anymore!! As for the laundry...my stack never seems to end, either, but it sure would be nice if it would fold itself!
ReplyDelete~WM
That wasn't lame, that was funny! And as for sleeping, forget it, I'm a loser in that area. Is it a mom thing? Cuz I didn't sign up for that.
ReplyDeleteI understand the sleep thing completely. I think in my case it is certainly hormones. And laundry - it is the work of the devil. Just ignore it:)
ReplyDeleteDropped by from SITS.
I wish I had a funny joke, but I'm the world's WORST joke-teller. I'm all, "Okay, so there was this guy, and he - oh wait, let me back up." Somehow that just sucks out all the funny. :)
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS!
Some good questions, and a not so lame post (hey we all have are day for those, right?)
ReplyDeleteNo, laundry never ends - Debbie's right, It's evil...don't go near it ;)
There are days when Nathan barks or meows every answer to every question. Annoying, yes...but think of the imaginations they are using, that's a good thing lol ;)
I too, am jealous of those sopranos that can hit the high notes, seeing as I was always in the alto section of the chorus.
As for the sleeping thing, I'm so exhausted most days that I fall asleep the minute my head hits the pillow.
I do more stand up then joke telling, really.
ReplyDeleteBut my favorite corniest joke is:
What did one chip say to the other chip?
Let's take a dip.
Or my favorite blonde joke.
The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and a smart blonde were walking down the street and see a twenty dollar bill. Who picks it up?
None, because they all don't exist.
Or if you want, I can spend hours reciting Simpson episodes. Hours.
Wow, brave to tell a blonde joke to a blonde! (Especially to an obviously-smart blonde!)
ReplyDeleteEvery time I'm put on the spot for a joke all I come up with is the joke about the zero going up to the eight and saying, "Nice belt!"
Which I'd better not tell here because it's LAME and because I have no doubt told you already. Oops, looks like I did.